John Romero
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     May 1, 2010: Just win, baby, just win

     "Sports is the toy department of human life"

--Howard Cosell

      "Sports do not build character. They reveal it."

--Heywood Broun

      "Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes."

--Don Marquis

     "Professional football is getting very rough. You have to wear shoulder pads, a face mask and a hard helmet--and that's just to sit in the stands."

--Anonymous

     "This guy is so fast he could throw a pork chop past a wolf."

--Various Sources

     Thanks again to Leo Rosten and his marvelous book, :"Carnival of Wit"

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     April 1, 2010: Four experts give the war a new face

     War is too serious a matter to entrust to military men.

--Georges Clemenceau

     War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

--Bertrand Russell

     "War is Peace" "Freedom is Slavery" "Ignorance is Strength."

----George Orwell's Nineteen Eighty-Four

     We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do.

--George S. Patton, Jr.

     Quotes by he finest military quote site, allgreatquotes.com/war

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     March 1, 2010: Investing strategy made easy

     "There's something about inside information which seems to paralyze a man's reasoning powers."

--Bernard Baruch

     "The market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent."

--John Maynard Keynes

     "Read Ben Graham and Phil Fisher, read annual reports, but don't do equations with Greek letters in them."

--Warren Buffet

     "Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul."

--Henry David Thoreau

      All these strategies were clipped from the back of an investment newsletter. Unfortunately its name was clipped off, too.

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     February 1, 2010: The Elements of Style still reigns

E.B.. White, the co-author of "The Elements of Style," was a student at Cornell in 1919, and happened to take an English class from Prof. William Strunk Jr. The coursebook, named "The Elements of Style," was written by Prof. Strunk. White enjoyed the class and the book and moved on with his life. Thirty eight years later a major publisher hired him to revise the book for the college market (Prof. Strunk had died). Commenting on his first revision in 1957, White said:

"It was Will Strunk's parvum opus, his attempt to cut the vast tangle of English rhetoric down to size and write its rules and principles on the head of a pin. It was a 43-page summation of the case for cleanliness, accuracy, and brevity in the use of English."

Several editions have been written by White and "The Elements of Style" remains a masterpiece. Writers who don't have this book aren't writers.

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     January 1, 2010: Does love conquer all? Not quite.

      "Love should be simple, but it's not. Hate should be hard, but it's easy."

--Tanya Tucker

      "Love means to look at yourself the way one looks at distant things. For you are only one thing among many."

--Czeslaw Milosz

      "Harmony is pure love, for love is complete agreement."

--Lope de Vega

     "Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."

--Mae West

      "Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it."

--Maurice Chevalie

      All quotes are from Daily Dose of Knowledge: Brilliant Thoughts.

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     December 1, 2009: The perils of boredom and bores

      Bore: One who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.

Benjamin Disraeli

     When a bore leaves the room, you feel as if someone fascinating just came in.

Jewish Saying

     Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Ambrose Bierce

     Dear World: I am leaving because I am bored.

George Sanders (taken from his suicide note).

All of the above are from Leo Rosten's Carnival of Wit, a jewel of a book

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     November 1, 2009: At last! Women's Fashions

      "Women's styles may change, but their designs remain the same."

--Oscar Wilde

     "High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

--Christopher Morley

     "When in doubt, wear red."

--Bill Blass

     "I dress for women--and I undress for men."

--Angie Dickinson

      "I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now."

--Will Rogers

Thanks again to Leo Rosten and his truly excellent, Carnival of Wit. I'd buy this book if I were you.

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     October 1, 2009: True wit lampoons conformity

      "Men will confess to treason, murder, arson or a wig. Few will own up to no sense of humor."

--Frank Moore Colby

     "Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew nobody had said it before him."

--Mark Twain

     "A humorist is a man who feels bad but who feels good about it."

--Don Herold

     "Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies,

--E. B. White

      All of the above, including the headline, from Leo Rosten's terrific book, Carnival of Wit

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     September 1, 2009: Ad master Mr. David Ogilvy

     After direct marketing genius David Ogilvy gave a speech in India, A member of the audience said "India draws inspiration from Madison Avenue, but what is Madison Avenue's source?" Ogilvy replied, "Modesty forbids."... Fortune Magazine published a story entitled "David Ogilvy, Advertising Genius?" Said Ogilvy, "I almost sued them for the question mark."...In a speech in Paris, Ogilvy scorched general ad agencies with this line: "Your favorite music is the applause of your own art directors and copywriters. Ours is the ring of the cash register."

      ...Ogilvy always assumed the intelligence of the consumer. "The customer isn't a moron," he wrote. "She's your wife."

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     August 1, 2009: What's love got to do with it?
  • "The story of a love is not important. What is important is that one is capable of love."
         --Helen Hayes
  • "One is very crazy when in love."
         --Sigmund Freud
  • "Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and greet and touch each other."
         --Rainer Maria Rilke
  • "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all."
         --Samuel Butler

These varying angles on love are from Leo Rosten's Carnival of Wit: Headline by Tina Turner.

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     July 1, 2009: Leo Rosten hits it big in Carnival

     Leo Rosten's Carnival of Wit is a laugh a page. Leo opens it with a warranty to buyers: "If you are not completely delighted with this book, just return it to me with the receipt showing exactly how much you paid. I promise to return your receipt within five days."

     Under MARRIAGE,
          the following:

  • "Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly" (Voltaire)
  • "Marriage--a master, a mistress and two slaves,making in all, two (Ambrose Bierce)
  • "Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the minimum of opportunity (GBS)
  • "Marriage is a very good thing, but I think it's mistake to make a habit of it (W. Somerset Maugham)
  • "A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished." (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

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     June 1, 2009: A humorist who's called nation's best

     The following bits of advice came from the man they call America's most famous humorist. Do you know his name? Then read on.

  • "Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco...
  • Always drink upstream from the herd...
  • Never kick a cow chip on a hot day...
  • If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging...
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up...
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket...
  • Eventually you'll stop lying about your age and start bragging about it."

Thank you, Mr. Will Rogers.

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     May 1, 2009: Mr. Ogilvy's denouncement of ad agencies

     "You generalists are the glamor boys and girls of the advertising community. You regard advertising as an art form and expect your clients to finance expressions of your genius. We humble people who work in direct marketing do not regard advertising as an art form. Our clients don't give a damn whether we win awards at Cannes. They pay us to sell their products. Nothing more. We sell--or else."

     --An excerpt from David Ogilvy's famous speech to an international gathering of direct marketers in Paris, in 1986. His ire is directed at general advertising as he advocates the superiority of direct marketing.

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     April 1, 2009: "H. L. Mencken.," writes Leo Rosten, "was one of America's greatest editors, critics, and writers. He was a master of withering wit, libertarian par excellence, a cynic, erudite agnostic, and an ebullient pessimist. He detested prudes, excoriated pomposity, mocked hypocrisy, and used the English language as a club, rapier, scalpel, and trumpet." Thank you, Leo. He was my favorite, too

      H.L. Mencken lived with endless gusto

     "It's hard to believe a man is telling the truth when you know that you'd lie if you were in his place... Conscience is the inner voice that tells you someone may be watching...Operas in English are about as sensible as baseball in Italian... A demagogue is a man who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue, to men he knows to be idiots...Injustice isn't hard to bear; it's justice that really hurts.

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     March 1, 2009: "Writers: Schmucks with Underwoods" --Jack Warner

     "You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn an honest living." --GBS

     "When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." --Raymond Chandler

     "I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead. Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I'm not feeling very well myself." --Mark Twain

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     February 1, 2009: Mr. Forbes lets us in on his life

   "Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs...It's more fun to arrive at a conclusion than to justify it...Being right half the time beats being half-right all the time...Never hire someone who knows less than you do about what's he's hired to do...When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness...Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

     --Delightful quotes from the fertile mind of Malcom Forbes

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     January 1, 2009: Use humor where you can, but with care

   "Use humor where you can. It makes people like and trust you, but never drag it out for the sake of saying something funny. Avoid humor if there's any chance it will irritate. Never use off-color, religious or political humor, and never make the reader the butt of your humor. Respond to letters written in the light vein with your own letters that smile and chuckle in the same manner."

     --From direct marketing pro Ferd Nauheim's l982 book, Letter Perfect

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     December 1, 2008: Five reasons never to buy that new ad

   "First, not all business people who advertise are sane. Second, they run ads because they 'want to keep their name in front of the public.' Third, the local editor has got something on them and a regular insertion schedule keeps the hot news out of the paper. Fourth, other media such as television may be too expensive or fail to target the market efficiently. Fifth, the newspaper rep is clever and friendly, makes frequent calls, and keeps coming up with 8-page advertising sections and will even write the copy, have the type set free of charge and often supply a complimentary black and white photograph. Obviously, none of these reasons is a valid reason to advertise in the newspaper."

     --Ken Eichenbaum in his book, Small Space Advertising That Works

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     November 1, 2008:Advertising is always one-to-one

   "A common mistake in advertising strategy is attempting to talk to too large a market or to too many people. Many times, when you attempt to talk to a very large group, you wind up talking to no one in particular. Advertising is one-to-one communication. Sometimes you fall into the trap that because your advertising or commercial will be seen by millions, you must say something of interest to all of them. Not so. Each person who sees or hears your advertising reacts to it individually, and usually differently."

     --Don Schultz in Essentials of Advertising Strategy

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     October 1, 2008:First one in wins the battle for your mind

    "History shows that the first brand into the brain, on average, gets twice the long-term market share of the number 2 brand. Almost all the material advantages accrue to the leader. In the absence of any strong reasons to the contrary, consumers probably will select the same brand for their next purchase as they selected for their last purchase."

     --From Positioning: The Battle for Your Mind, by Al Ries and Jack Trout.

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     September 1, 2008: Advertise only to prospects, not suspects

    "Your advertising is created for readers, right? Wrong. It should be created for those readers who are genuine prospects for what you're selling. Don't waste your money on pabulum for all readers. Talk to the potential buyers They are really interested in learning about the benefits you offer. Create your advertising for prospects--not for suspects."

     --Number 3 in the late Andrew Byrne's 21 Deadly Mistakes for Advertisers. Andy was my close friend and confidant.

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     August 1, 2008: Live it, love it, steal it

    "Thou Shalt Steal Every Idea Thou Can Find, and Make It Thine Own."

     --The famous Eleventh Commandment for marketers given by authors Murray Raphel and Ray Considine in their book, The Great Brain Robbery. .

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     July 1, 2008: Ogilvy's masterful trifecta

    "I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another client; successful polygamy depends upon pretending to each spouse that she is the only pebble on your beach."

    "You have only 30 seconds in a TV commercial. If you grab attention in the first frame with a visual surprise, you stand a better chance of holding the viewer. People screen out a lot of commercials because they open with something dull... When you advertise fire-extinguishers, open with the fire."

    "Experience has taught me that advertisers get the best results when they pay their agency a flat fee. It is unrealistic to expect your agency to be impartial when its vested interest lies wholly in the direction of increasing your commissionable advertising."      --

     --A selection of quotes from the late American advertising master David Ogilvy, who died nine years ago this month.

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     June 1, 2008: Effective Advertising Made Easy

    "Effective advertising is that which reaches, at the lowest possible cost, the most people who can and will buy what you have to sell. Note the restrictions. You don't succeed merely by reaching the most people. It's a more complex marketing mix than that. You must reach the most people who can and will buy what you have to sell. You go for class, not mass, selectivity, not scattershot."

     --Herschell Gordon Lewis in How to Make Your Advertising Twice as Effective at Half the Cost

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     May 1, 2008: It's the product, stupid

    "Among the classic mistakes made by leaders of major companies is the illusion that the power of the product is derived from the power of the organization. It's just the reverse. The power of the organization is derived from the power of the product. The position that the product owns in the prospect;'s mind. Coca Cola has power. The Coca-Cola Company is merely a reflection of that power."

     --Al Ries and Jack Trout in their 1981 best seller, Positioning: the Battle for Your Mind

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     April 1, 2008: Advertising starts with the prospect

    "Whether the advertiser or the advertising creator realizes it (and sometimes they don't) all advertising begins with the prospect. Since all advertising of goods and services presents an answer to the needs of someone, somewhere, the advertiser is always talking to an individual within an identified segment of the total population. There is no such thing as a universal product, that is, one for which everyone is a prospective buyer."

     --Stan Rapp And Tom Collins from their hit 1987 book, Maximarketing

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     March 1, 2008: Never say we: much better to say "I"

    "Another wrong notion: the editorial "we" may be okay in editorials but it has crept into letter writing where it seldom is right. A letter is, or should be, a very warm, personal document, an exchange between two people. Many letter writers have the strange idea that saying "we" instead of "I" is modest and creates a good impression. The impression it actually creates is that the reader has received a communication from a company, a corporation, an institution, or a board of directors. They can't sense an individual. And if they can't, all of the valuable human relationships that can do so much to create a good feeling are lost."

     --Ferd Nauheim in his book, Letter Perfect.

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     February 1, 2008: Hardest ads to write? Guess what

    "The requirements of a typical Direct Response advertisement are the most rigid of all. It is not enough just to attract the reader's attention. Experience has proved that headlines and illustrations that are merely startling--arouse curiosity only--usually result in few responses. A Direct Response advertisement has as its purpose immediate action. Yet it must deal with a disinterested, even hostile audience attitude. It must cause the reader to take an action he hadn't been contemplating. It's a tremendous task."

     --Alec Benn in his book, The 27 Most Common Mistakes in Advertising

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     January 1, 2008: Transcend the ordinary

    "This is a world of hungry and eager competitors constantly thinking up new things to do and new ways to do them, leapfrogging over the present, end-running around the powerfully entrenched. Their imagination is at work, and so must be the imagination of these strongly established enterprises that got where they are largely via the imagination and enterprise of their managerial predecessors."

     --From Theodore Levitt's classic, The Marketing Imagination

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     December 1, 2007: The Great Advertising Conspiracy

    "There is a great conspiracy participated in by advertising agencies, radio and television stations and networks, advertising consultants, newspapers, magazines and others to mislead corporate management about the effectiveness of advertising. Those who control the purse strings are not told about campaigns costing millions that fail to make any difference in company sales."

     --Allen Benn in his book, The 27 Most Common Mistakes in Advertising

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     November 1, 2007: Wheildon on design

    "Design should not be mere decoration and abstraction, but part of the business of communication...a design that looks exciting but is incomprehensible is nothing more than a beautifully painted square wheel...good design is a balance between function and form. and the greater of these is function...newspapers, magazines and advertisements should be vehicles for transmitting ideas, and their design should be an integral part of that process, forever under scrutiny...any design that comes between author and reader is wrong."

     --Colin Wheildon, author of Communicating, Or Just Making Pretty Shapes.

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     October 1, 2007: Clint says he's just a director

    "I'm sort of concentrating on directing at this point in my life, because I learn something new every time. Something new makes your life interesting...you're a constant student of life...of what you do, which for me is to make films. I would always hope that the last film I did would be the very best. The last film I did was "Letters from Iwo Jima." I felt I was in the groove on that one, and on 'Million Dollar Baby' and 'Mystic River.' "

     --Clint Eastwood, as reported by Adam Tanner on Yahoo! News.

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     September 1, 2007: Ogilvy strikes again

    "When are you generalists going to learn what kind of advertising sells and what kind does not? When that day comes, ask your Direct Marketing colleagues to help you. I say colleagues. Stop treating us as poor relations. Grow out of your arrogance. Send us your copywriters and your art directors. We will teach them how to sell."

     --The late David Ogilvy attacking General Advertising in his famous Paris speech of more than 20 years ago.

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     August 1, 2007: Persuasion, motivation equal sales

    "The copywriter uses words as tools to persuade and motivate an audience. You persuade your readers that you have something valuable to offer. You motivate them to acquire it for themselves. This is the essence of effective copywriting, whether you opt for the hard sell or the subliminal suggestion."

     --Richard Bayan in "Words That Sell".

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     July 1, 2007: The art of money making

     "Introducing me at an Asian Advertising Congress in New Delhi the other day, the vice president and Chief Justice of India said that I had mastered what Stephen Leacock called "The art of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."

     --The late David Ogilvy in his book, "Ogilvy on Advertising."

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     June 1, 2007: It's direct that makes the dough

     "While traditional agencies grapple with the flight of budgets to direct and interactive marketing., their counterparts on the other side are thrilled. DM agencies have long sold their services based on performance, be it orders, inquiries, calls or visits. Branding paved the way for building trust, but it is direct marketing that does the heavy lifting."

     --Mickey Alam Kahn, editor, DM News

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     May 1, 2007: The offer is still the king

     "Except for changing the product itself, nothing can make as big a difference as a change in the basic proposition. There are exceptions, but this is still the rule. Changes in the price, the terms, the guarantee, the way the product is combined or segmented--all of these will show up faster in result tabulations than most changes in copy and layout. The rule: The substance of the offer outweighs the form of its presentation.

     --Ed Nash, in his book Direct Marketing, published in 1982

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     April 1, 2007: Ogilvy strikes again

     The late David Ogilvy, lecturing his associates at Ogilvy & Mather, told the following story about a copywriter at another ad agency. "Every day at precisely five o'clock, that man gets up from his desk, puts on his hat and goes home." After letting that sink in to his nervous audience, Ogilvy said, "Think of the extraordinary self-discipline that requires."

     --Passed along to JR by our mutual friend, Andy Byrne

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     March 1, 2007: Copy that sells uses hard facts and benefits

     "Facts are believable, whereas general statements are generic. Using facts in your creative will make you more believable and gain you more response. Give your copy news value. Use facts and names. Be specific. Tell who, what, why, when, where and how. Copy that sells is copy that is long on hard facts and benefits. Copy is not long or short. It is interesting or uninteresting. It is really as simple as that."

     --From Power Direct Marketing, by my friend, the late Ray Jutkins

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     February 1, 2007: Direct headlines by 4 to 1

     "In a study of ads, those with direct headlines offered news or told of a product benefit. Those with indirect headlines were of four different types: (1) teasers (2) word play (3) brag and boast (4) say little or nothing. Typical headlines in those four categories included 'Strictly for the birds,' and 'Shop, look or listen.' Those in the news/benefit group included 'Instant oatmeal creams in 60 seconds,' and 'Grapefruit cools you off and keeps you slim.' Analysis of results showed that ads with news/benefit headlines were four times more effective than ads with indirect headlines."

     --The late Andrew Joseph Byrne in the 1993 edition of "Which Ad Pulled Best?"

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     January 1, 2007: Response TV; it's the whole show

     "The slickest, costliest general advertising agency TV ad productions cannot make a prospective customer get up and do something now. Consumer advertising seeks to leave its audience with a single impression that influences their behavior at some time in the future. But direct response TV advertising works immediately. It takes customers by the hand and leads them every step of the way up and through the sales transaction. Our TV commercial has to involve viewers the moment they experience it. We are the whole show, embracing the message and the means of ordering."

     --John Witek, author of Response Television

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     December 1, 2006: Do your customers love you?

     "Getting customers to love you isn't as simple or random as pulling petals from a daisy . Like any relationship, it takes work. Customer satisfaction is crucial in e-mail, where customers can disengage from your brand with one click on the unsubscribe link or spam button. You must be respectful of their permission and privacy, attentive to their preferences in the relevancy of your messages and responsive to their requests in a timeframe consistent with a real-time medium."

     --Dave Lewis, VP, StrongMail Systems, Inc.,, Redwood Shores, CA.

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     November 1, 2006: Warning; Don't send ads

     'Toot your horn softly. In the search for higher ROI, e-mail marketers must strike a delicate balance between their mission to market brand and product, and their customers' acute sensitivity to receiving unwanted, irrelevant messages. Subscribers to e-mail newsletters want actual news, not advertisements disguised as newsletters."

     --Elaine O'Gorman writing in the Oct. 15, DIRECT magazine

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     October 1, 2006: $5 limit May go in CO

     Colorado's largest casinos are considering a ballot initiative to eliminate the $5 bet limit at the state's three gaming towns--Black Hawk, Central City and Cripple Creek...Colorado is the only state in the country with a $5 bet limit...the state gaming industry distributed $100.1 million in taxes in the fiscal year...those figures would probably surge if the bet limit is eliminated."

     Source: The Denver Post

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     September 1, 2006: "Ridiculous, impenetrable TV ads"

     "Are you as numbed as I am by the ridiculous, sometimes impenetrable and too-often obnoxious ads that pepper local television stations and newspapers? Do you laugh at the illogical use of celebrities to sell something they couldn't possibly represent except as a cynical celebrity-for-hire?"

     --Herschell Lewis., Curmudgeon-at Large, writing in the August issue of Direct magazine.

     Your faithful reporter answers, "Yes, Herschell, I am!"

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     August 1, 2006: Response is the objective

     "What makes direct response advertising different from general advertising? One word sums it up: response. No matter what type of direct marketing media you use to target your customers and prospects, your primary objective is to generate response--immediate or delayed, in the mail or online."

     --Pat Friesen, president of Pat Friesen & Company, writing in the July issue of Target Marketing magazine

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     July 1, 2006: Wooden feet smell

      "I lack the art criticism credentials that would qualify me to say whether the wood feet...are art or merely craft. But I do have enough advertising experience to know that the picture and the accompanying message are woefully inadequate when it comes to making prospective customers want to learn more about hardwood flooring."

     --Thomas L. Collins, the Direct magazine "Makeover Maven," critiquing an ad that showed a pair of wooden feet and used 11 words of copy. See John's tip of July 24 for the full story.

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     June 1, 2006: Are slogans and taglines obsolete?

      "Can it be that taglines and slogans are obsolete? We have to split the answer, and the bottom half of the split is easy enough: when prospective customers say, "What dumb advertising agency came up with that, and what dummy at the advertiser approved it?"...then it's obsolete.

     --Herschell Gordon Lewis in a column in Direct magazine that decries the current crop of say-nothing slogans and taglines. Mr Lewis's 29th book, Open Me Now, was published last year.

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     May 1, 2006: Subject lines: how miserable can you get?

      "One reason for the miserable response to e-mail offers is that it costs nothing to send an e-mail so nobody has any incentive to spend time making it a good offer."

     --Columnist Denny Hatch in Target Marketing, bemoaning the lousy subject lines that gets most commercial e-mail deleted before it's ever opened.

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     April 1, 2006: Resistance to mass media is growing

     "It's a tech jungle out there. New applications are springing up all over the globe, with some of the most exciting...related to new media opportunities. These technological developments are rooted in marketers' increasing displeasure with the performance of traditional media, causing them to look for different avenues by which to reach and influence a populace that continues to resist mass-media push advertising methods."

     --Hallie Mummert, Editor-in-Chief, Target Marketing magazine

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     March 1, 2006: Make Mine Money

     A double dose this month for all you money fans. Both are from Leo Rosten's Carnival of Wit:

     "It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating".

     --Oscar Wilde

     "Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"

     --Maurice Chevalier/John Barrymore

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     February 1, 2006: Managing customers for value

     "If the focus of your database is purely managing your own customers, rather than acquisition, you must ask which pieces of information are going to significantly impact your ability to increase the value of a customer."

     --Maria Marsala-Herlihy, senior VP for KnowledgeBase, as quoted by Irene Cherkassky in the Jan., 2006, Target Marketing magazine.

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     January 1, 2006: Hatch's Tribute to McLean

     "The coda of The Basics of Copy is worth remembering: "It's not what you say, but what is believed; it's not what you mean, but what is understood."

     --Columnist Denny Hatch writing in Target Marketing magazine about the passing of Ed McLean, brilliant direct marketing writer and author

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     December 1, 2005: It's backwards; now prospects seek businesses

     "Over the past five years, marketing and advertising have undergone a radical paradigm shift. Aided by the proliferation of broadband, wireless access and the rise of search engines, it's now the prospect who seeks the business. With the media in their hands, consumers determine when, where and how to interact with a brand."

     --Jeffrey Lattner writing in the November, 2005 issue of Target Marketing magazine

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     November 1, 2005: Tossing Your Cookies

     "The term 'tossing your cookies' has never had an exactly positive connotation, but for marketers it's becoming even more of an unsavory concept. Recent studies suggest consumers are deleting cookies from their Web browsers quicker than ever, diminishing their usefulness as measurement tools."

      --Brian Quinton, Direct Magazine

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     October 1, 2005: A nation hooked on plastic

     "If no one used plastic for credit there wouldn't be any need for companies like CardSystems Solutions in the first place. Plastic credit cards, plastic debit cards, plastic ID cards, plastic membership cards, even plastic players cards, are ubiquitous. It takes a sturdy, self-reliant, debt-free zealot and martial artist to be able to be plastic-averse these days."

      --Internet and computer security expert and author Hal Berghel (www.berghel.net and hlb@berghel.net) commenting on the discovery that CardSystems Solutions had let the credit card information of 40 million customers leak out. Story appeared in the Fall, 2005 issue of Gaming & Leisure magazine.

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     September 1, 2005: Casino Careers Online

     Picture this: You're employed by a casino, but you'd like to better yourself, so you consult with an online job service. Can they assure you that your current employer won't discover you're job hunting? Beth Deighan, president of Casino Careers, answers the question. "Some of our applicants do not want their identities known while they are still employed at another gaming property...so they can designate whether each resume is confidential or open access."

      --Adapted from a story by Sharon Harris in the July issue of Casino Enterprise Management

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     August 1, 2005: Thanks, Dennis; Thanks, Jack

     "This time it's not a quote; it's just a classy gesture by two guys. Before Jack Binion received his Lifetime Achievement Award at Casino Marketing, the 2005 National Conference, organizer Dennis Conrad asked him for a favor. Dennis had written an excellent column about Jack in Casino Journal in 2003, and he offered to make hundreds of copies if Jack would sign them for every attendee at the conference. Jack said yes, and when the ceremony ended he sat patiently for nearly an hour, signing column after column. Hundreds (including your faithful reporter) walked away with their own lifetime keepsake from one of the men who practically invented relationship marketing. Thank you, Dennis; thank you, Jack."

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     July 1, 2005: Skip TV: Start a dialogue

     "For the money you might spend on the production and airtime for a single 30-second television commercial, you can implement a loyalty marketing test program and start a real dialogue with your customers."

     --Tom , creative consultant for Frequency Marketing, Inc., Cincinnati, writing in Direct magazine

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     June 1, 2005: Net vs. live: A different poker game

          "A lot of guys who are good (poker) players online have never played in a live game and guys who play the live games don't want to play the Internet because they like to see the players and get a better feel for them. The camaraderie is definitely not there. But even on the Internet you can get 'tells' by the way they play their hands and the time it takes them to act. They're electronic tells."

     --"Poker Godfather" Jack Binion as quoted by Roger Gros in Poker Biz magazine

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     May 1, 2005: Congratulations? Punch that delete key

          "A suggestion for the preservation of money, sanity and any integrity still attached to direct e-marketing. When a message starts with 'Congratulations!' run, don't walk to the nearest delete key."

     --Herschell Gordon Lewis in his "Curmudgeon at Large" column in Direct magazine

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     April 1, 2005: Words okay on Web site, not in ads?

     "Seems like it's OK to spread out lots of words of explanation for customers at the "back end" (the pages of copy and graphics at the advertiser's Web site). But it's not OK to expose those same prospects to more than a few telegraphic words in teeny type at the "front end" (the print ad that's the doorway to the back end)."

     --Tom Collins, the "Makeover Maven" in Direct magazine.

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     March 1, 2005: Adding Drama

     "You can never underestimate the power of adding drama to your message. Information can always be presented in a dramatic, informative, rational and emotionally rich way."

     --Neil Feinstein, director of creative strategy, True North, Inc., as quoted by Direct magazine., Feb., 2005

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     February 1, 2005: Direct mail back in front once again

     "With the Can Spam Act and do-not-call laws, snail mail is once again the workhorse of direct marketing. And all direct marketers better learn how to write it, design it and find precisely the right people to send it to, or they will wind up in the same career ash heap as the smarty-pants, dot-com wizards of the late 1990s."

     --Columnist Denny Hatch in Target Marketing magazine, Jan. 2005

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     January 1, 2005: phishing top online threat

     "It takes a lot of wrongdoing to mobilize the FBI, nine of the top 10 US banks, and corporations like Microsoft and America Online."

     --The lead on a story on the evils of phishing, the fastest-growing form of online identity theft, by Ross Wehner, Denver Post

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     December 1, 2004: a case of sore feet

     "If slot operators came away with one sure thing from this year's Global Gaming Expo, it was a case of sore feet."

     --Marian Green, editor of Slot Manager magazine, commenting on the show's immense selection of slot themes and game types

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     November 1, 2004: Realize you are always selling

     "Under-promise and over-deliver; Welcome complaints; Give customers what they want to buy, not what you want to sell; Realize you are always selling; Be known for something that's yours alone; Keep it simple."

     --From Murray Raphel's "Selling Rules, 52 Ways You Can Achieve Sales Success"

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     October 1, 2004: Make your words paint pictures

     "Consider the word 'quality.' What does this mean? Nothing to anyone, because the word has lost its impact and no longer draws any specific word picture."

     --Herschell Lewis in How to Make Your Advertising Twice as Effective at Half the Cost

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     September 1, 2004: A polite Ogilvy had the answer

     The late David Ogilvy, in "Ogilvy on Advertising," said he once talked to the head of the famous J. Walter Thompson agency, who told him he had assigned four of his people to try to identify factors that make advertising work. "They have already identified twelve." the gentleman told Ogilvy, who later wrote, "I was too polite to tell him that I had ninety-six."

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     August 1, 2004: How DOES advertising sell cars?

     When Chrysler-Jeep division VP Jeff Bell began to investigate video games as an advertising vehicle, another Chrysler exec said, "I don't see how it can sell cars." Bell snapped back, "Prove to me how advertising sells cars."

      --As quoted in the Wall Street Journal, July 28, 2004

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     July 1, 2004: Experts beat celebrities as pitchmen

     "Testimonials from celebrities get high recall scores, but I stopped using them. Readers remember the celebrities and forget the product. What's more, they assume the celebrity has been bought.. But testimonials from experts can be persuasive--like having an ex-burglar testify he had never been able to crack a Chubb safe."

     --The late David Ogilvy in his famous "Ogilvy on Advertising"

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     June 1, 2004: Secrets of a listener

     "The fine art of keeping one's mouth closed takes practice but does several things. It allows you to hear another point of view. It demonstrates respect for others. It gives you time to think."

     --Chief Information Officer Dan Garrow, Mohegan Sun, as quoted in the Spring 2004 issue of Gaming & Leisure magazine.

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     May 1, 2004: Lost in the credit card doldrums

     "My wife has her own Platinum Card. In fact, she had her Platinum while I was still in the Gold Card ghetto."

     --Herschell Gordon Lewis, in a scathing column on credit cards, April, 2004, Direct Magazine. His headline, "Go ahead, leave home without it."

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     April 1, 2004: Fascinating sales point by Ogilvy

     "Don't be a bore. Tell the truth. But make the truth fascinating."

     --The late David Ogilvy as quoted by Peter J. Fogel in DM News.

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     March 1, 2004: Best customers are worth 19.5 average ones

     "These days, it's better to focus on retention plans that ensure your best customers remain happy and loyal, especially the high value customer...whose worth to you over his lifetime is the equivalent of 19.5 average value customers."

     --Michael King, group VP and creative director of the Grizzard Performance Group in Atlanta, GA, writing in DM News.

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     February 1, 2004: A spammer's nightmare: An E-Mail tax

     "A two cents per e-mail tax (say, split evenly between federal and state governments) would mean spammers who send out 10 million messages would pay $200,000 in taxes. Gee, that would certainly crimp their style."

--Columnist and author Denny Hatch in Target Marketing magazine, Jan., 2004

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     January 1, 2004: The incredible success of Indian gaming

     "One thing I know for sure after 15 years of watching: Indian gaming is impacting the United States, business and politics in ways I could never have imagined and it is a long way from over."

     --Ken Adams in "The Adams Analysis," a monthly report he writes for Compton Dancer Consulting, a Las Vegas based firm.

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     December 1, 2003: Billboards: Too serious, too confusing

     "I hate to count the number of times I have nearly veered off the road trying to figure out what a wordy billboard is all about. Billboards today are serious and confusing."

     --Columnist Denny Hatch in Target Marketing magazine

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     November 1, 2003: Direct mail use will rise again in the new year

     "Recent studies...cite direct mail as one of several categories projected to grow next year...direct mail lends itself to predictable response rates and yields customer-specific data...it is widely accepted by consumers as a means of...continuity/loyalty communication."

     --Don McKenzie, president/CEO of CC3, a direct marketing services firm in Ivyland, PA, writing in the Oct. 20 edition of DM News

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     October 1, 2003: The right to know

       "Commercial enterprises have begin to assume it's their right to know what according to any principles of democracy and freedom they have no right to know."      

 --Featured columnist Herschell Gordon Lewis in the Sept. 15 issue of Direct magazine.

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      September 1, 2003: Poor Chi Chi: his caddies are mystified

       I used to caddy for 25 cents a hole, and if you lost the ball a kick in the rump. Now, my caddies, you pay them close to $100,000 a year, and you hit it and they say, "Where did it go?" --Chi Chi Rodriguez as quoted by Adam Schefter in the Denver Post. (Okay, it's not a marketing quote--but it's funny.)

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      August 1, 2003: Committees create those lousy ads you see on TV

     ""Much of the messy advertising you see on television today is the product of committees. Committees can criticize advertisements but they should never be allowed to create them.":

--The late David Ogilvy as quoted by Dean Rieck in DM News

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      July 1, 2003: The problem with CRM: it's unfocused

     "CRM's problems are typical of today's unfocused management style. Who's watching this department of the store? The IT manager. It's within the realm of his or her technical experience, but not psychological experience."

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      June 1, 2003: How to build an elephant

     "The client supplies a torso, the copywriter supplies some legs, the art director some gray paint, the account executive a tail, the research department a blueprint, the company attorney the protective skin, and next thing you know you've got an elephant--more or less."

     --Tom Collins in Direct magazine, trying to explain how an ad agency came up with a particularly bad magazine ad

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      May 1, 2003: Get a writer to look over company policy

      "What should these big corporations do? First of all, they should have a stated policy that every customer is precious. Then they should hire...an experienced direct mail copywriter to look over every piece of correspondence and telephone script."

     --Target Marketing Magazine columnist Denny Hatch, furious at two major corporations whose policies insulted him

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      April 1, 2003: In wartime, don't stop marketing

      "In the event of war, we must actively engage consumers in the marketplace. We can't pull back. We have to advertise. We have to market. It's an affirmative obligation we have both to our brands and to the economy in general."

      --J. Walker Smith, president of Yanklevoich

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      March 1, 2003: This guy is like, wow!

      "I'm like, not at all sure I've, like, saved all the renewal notices from Vanity Fair. I have, like, ten of them."

      --Columnist and author Herschell Gordon Lewis in Direct magazine, spoofing celebrity quotes from Vanity Fair magazine

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      February 1, 2003: Cashless? Coinless? You decide.

     "Smart card, depending on how it's implemented, can deliver a cashless environment by eliminating tickets, bills, soft count and the incremental technology associated with coinless gaming. Cashless as used today is really coinless and smart card is really cashless."

      --David Lysne, President & COO of MIS-USA

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      January 1, 2003: From "I Wish I'd Never Said That" by Past Times of Oxford, comes these gems by producer Samuel Goldwyn. They have absolutely nothing to do with casino marketing:

     "If you can't give me your word of honor, will you at least give me your promise?...A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on...Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist needs to have his head examined."

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      December 1, 2002: Bill Gates: No big deal At Comdex  

      "To me, Bill Gates is just like an ordinary person."

     ----MGM security guard Bruno Santarossa, on duty at Comdex in Las Vegas, quoted by a Wall Street Journal reporter when asked if he would be impressed at meeting Gates, one of the speakers.

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      November 1, 2002: Sans publicity, Branding flops, Says ad team  

      "Publicity provides the credentials that create credibility in the advertising...until a new brand has some credentials in your mind, you are going to ignore its advertising."

     ----Al & Laura Ries in their new book, "The Fall of Advertising"

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      October 1, 2002: Joe Karbo nails The big problem With most ads  

     "Most people who try to write ads adopt a stilted style, or try to be clever. There's a problem with that: It doesn't communicate. It's all skin and no flesh. And certainly no guts."

     ----Joe Karbo in "The Lazy Man's Way to Riches"

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      September 1, 2002: Minority Report: Is it a glimpse at future DM?  

     "For database marketers, the movie raised two big questions about our work, our industry and our future...Is this the way people are going to buy?...And are the benefits of this targeted messaging going to be overwhelmed by consumer fears of Big Brother?"      

     ----Ruth P. Stevens in DM News, commenting on the sci-fi eyeball scans and automated voices used in marketing in the film "Minority Report."

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      August 1, 2002: Perception drives Privacy fears.  

     "The perception of an invasion of privacy is what spooks people, not the invasion itself."      

     --Target Marketing magazine columnist Denny Hatch, furious after discovering a Web site that greeted him with "Hi Denny," then asked him to click on "How do we know your name?"

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      July 1, 2002: Telemarketers lose in Colorado court.

     "Colorado consumers have an undeniable right to privacy in their homes, including freedom from annoying and unwanted telephone solicitations."

     NOTE: This is a paraphrase from US District Judge Robert Blackburn, Denver, CO, rejecting an effort by business groups to block Colorado's new "No-Call" telemarketing law. He noted that 800,000 of the state's two million phone customers have registered with the do-not-call program. Casino telemarketers take note; make sure your calls are "wanted."

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      June 1, 2002: NIGA Chairman Lists qualities Of a leader;

     "Make a friend, forgive a friend, don't be afraid to say no when you have to, be a volunteer, be a advocate, be strong, be careful, be responsible, be happy, look out for one another, and always take the high road. These are qualities that have made our leaders great."

     --Chairman Ernie Stevens, Jr., of the National Indian Gaming Association during his Commencement address at Pine Ridge High School on the Oglala Sioux Reservation in South Dakota (from the Victor Rocha/Pechanga web site, www.pechanga.net)

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      May 1, 2002: Gambling Law's I. Nelson Rose;

     The superhero Professor I. Nelson Rose is the foremost authority on gaming law, which is why I never miss his "Gambling and the Law" column. It's always interesting, brightly written and filled with facts that give you a smile. Here's an example from a recent piece: "Lawmakers often feel they have to protect players from themselves. But regulation can go too far. In England in 1970, players could only double-down if their first two cards totaled ten or eleven. This rule was designed to protect players from doubling down on whims; although computer simulations later showed that there are many times when it is to the players' advantage to double down on other two-card combinations, such as an ace-six when the dealer has a six face up."

     --Professor I. Nelson Rose, Whittier Law School, Costa Mesa, CA.

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      April 1, 2002: Attention casinos: telemarketing gives the privacy racket legs

     "Privacy specialists tell me that the two biggest drivers of consumer privacy angst are telemarketing and ID theft. They say if telemarketing abuses were to disappear tomorrow, much of the consumer-driven privacy pressure would disappear as well."

     --Marty Abrams, Executive Director, Center for Information Policy Leadership at Hunton & Williams, Atlanta

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      March 1, 2002: "Dear Readers,

     I'm getting married this Saturday and will be on honeymoon until the 25th...the website will be updated nightly the rest of the week. I apologize for the inconvenience and thank you for your patience."
     --Vic Rocha, editor of Pechanga.net, Indian gaming news website, apologizing for taking a week off to get married. (Talk about dedication!)

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      February 1, 2002: "The (Super Bowl) game will include some unusual marketing ploys. Vivendi Universal's Universal Studios Theme Parks, whose 60-second commercial is slated to run during the third quarter, will show a woman sunbathing at a hotel pool while enjoying a pedicure from a character dressed as Frankenstein's monster."

     --Vanessa O'Connell, writing in the Wall Street Journal

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      January 1, 2002: "Atlantic City isn't a partner with the pageant and hasn't been in a long time. The pageant is completely on its own in Atlantic City. The only industry in town is at best neutral with regard to whether it's there or not."

     --Former Miss America Pageant CEO Leonard Horn, quoted by AP

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      December 1, 2001: "Nearly two-thirds (68 percent) of U.S. and U.K. marketing executives say their companies are unable to measure a marketing campaign's return on investment (ROI), according to a report recently released by business research firm Accenture." --Donna Loyle, managing editor, Catalog Success magazine

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      November 1, 2001: "The crux of the matter is that, in the past, if we said we would spend $10 million on commercials on CBS, the agency would get 15% of that....That's how you get the notion that TV is the solution to everything, when it really isn't." --Al Stefl, senior VP of communications for Nestle, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal

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       October 1, 2001: "Companies that tell us they pride themselves on their customer relations seem to have hired the Marquis de Sade as their director of communications." --Direct Magazine columnist Herschell Gordon Lewis ripping AT&T Broadband in a piece entitled, "Classic Negative CRM"

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       Septmeber 1, 2001: "With $3.3 trillion up in smoke since the NASDAQ hit its peak in March, 2000, it's hardly surprising that the people and institutions that helped engineer the epic Internet bubble are being called to account."
       --Megan Barnett writing in the last edition of The Industry Standard, the No. 1 publication in the high tech industry, which filed for bankruptcy a week after her story appeared.

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       August 1, 2001: "One way of looking at AB 466 is that the Legislature has, in fact, decided to allow its hotel-casinos to take bets online. But it does not know if this can be done safely. And, if anything goes wrong, the legislators can say it was the regulators' fault."
       --Gaming law expert Nelson Rose in a recent column entitled "Nevada Legalizes Internet Gaming--Maybe."

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       July 1, 2001: “I have not found one reported case in the history of the US and Canada of a player being arrested for making a bet on the Internet. That does not mean it is legal...it also does not mean that betting on the Internet is safe."
      --I. Nelson Rose, the world's leading authority on gambling law, in his column "Gambling and the Law" in the Summer, 2001, issue of Gambling Times Magazine, www.gamblingtimes.com

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       June 1, 2001: “For most categories of business, one-third of the buyers account for at least two-thirds of the volume. The high profit segment generally delivers six to 10 times as much profit as the low profit segment. Moreover, they are critical, not only because of their profit contribution, but also because of their relatively small number.”
      --Garth Hallberg, from his book “All Customers Are Not Created Equal”

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       May 1, 2001: "Giving customers what they ask for is important. But today, it is the bare minimum requirement for the right to compete in an industry--not a competitive differentiator."
      --Pete Yoo, managing partner of Innoval Group, an international strategy consultancy, in the Wall Street Journal

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        April 1, 2001: "From where I'm standing, there's nothing more central to the Internet Economy than snack foods. I'm sure most or all of your readers enjoy eating salty snacks from time to time."
      --This is a letter to the editor of The Industry Standard magazine, a high-tech publication, from (are you ready for this?) Jeremy Selwyn, who describes himself as "Chief Snacks Officer" of Taquitos.net

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       March 1, 2001: "The toughest challenge they face is that because they're fairly old and well-established, there is a fixed idea in people's minds about what they are."
       --John Lister, Lister-Butler Consulting, commenting on problems facing CNN, as quoted by the Wall Street Journal.

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       Feb. 1, 2001:"Advertising has done more to cause the social unrest of the 20th century than any other single factor."
     --Clare Booth Luce, author, politician and diplomat (1903-1987)

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Winning Friends Influencing People

       Jan. 1, 2001:"I love the (advertising) industry, but I hate the people. I think they're all jerks. They're shallow, insecure, arrogant, jealous, bitter, unforgiving, small-minded; a group of cheapskates and thieves."

     --Trevor Beattie, creative director of the London office of Omicron Group's TBWA Worldwide ad agency, as quoted in the Wall Street Journal

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Santa gets Mugged

     Dec. 1, 2000: "The company grew concerned that consumers might interpret the edginess and irreverence of the campaign and may even be offended."

     Grace Ann Arnold, a spokeswoman for Sony Electronics, quoted in the Wall Street Journal. She referred to a Sony TV commercial featuring Santa Claus being chloroformed and dumped into the trunk of a car.

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Promises, Promises

     Nov. 1, 2000: "Everyone talks about how to build successful companies. But what about the secrets of great failures? If you had to name the single strategy most likely to alienate the public and send customers away mad, it would have to be overpromising."

     James Fallows writing in The Industry Standard magazine

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Direct Mail Clobbers Banner Ads

     Oct. 1, 2000: “Advertisers estimate that the percentage of people who click on banner ads, once as high as 4% to 5% of those who look at a page, now stands at a minuscule 0.3% to 0.5%. Compare this with the economics of the dowdy junk mail business, which typically sees 2% of its targets not only look at mailings, but respond.”

      --The Wall Street Journal, Sept. 1, 2000

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We specialize in dumb.

     Sept. 1, 2000: There’s a lot of clicking on banners on iwin. That’s the beauty of it. We specialize in dumb.

     --Fred Krueger, founder of iwin.com, explaining in the Wall Street Journal how visitors to his site collect chances to win prizes by clicking on the site’s banner ads.

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But Did It Sell Any Shoes?

     JULY 10, 2000: “The act is clearly not a sexual act. The act is the act of removing venom.”

     --Ewen Cameron, creative director at Berlin Cameron & Partners, quoted by the Wall Street Journal on a new Reebok television commercial that shows one young man trying to suck snakebite venom from the leg of another young man just as a female jogger runs by and appears to mistake it for a sexual act.

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The Onset of “Pavlovian Marketing”

     May 4, 2000: “Over the past two years Harrah’s has quietly conducted thousands of clinical-style trials to determine what gets people to gamble more. Based on its findings, Harrah’s has developed closely guarded marketing strategies tailored individually to the millions of low rollers who make up its bread and butter business...Harrah’s stock price has risen quickly in recent weeks as investors have received news of the marketing results.” Source: Christina Binkley, The Wall Street Journal

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Wow, That’s a 500% Increase

     May 1, 2000: “The craziest and most gratuitous gaming law change that I have ever seen: British casinos can now have 10 slot machines instead of two.” Source: Dennis Conrad, Casino Executive Magazine

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Return of the Old Soft Sell

     April 21, 2000: “Microsoft Corp. is undertaking what executives there call one of the most significant overhauls of its advertising approach in its 25-year history. Rather than hawk the many products it makes, the company plans to shift the majority of its massive ad budget to the selling of Microsoft itself...”Microsoft is perceived as successful, effective and efficient, but not perceived as warm and approachable,” says Mike Delman, the company’s general manager.” Source: The Wall Street Journal

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All of a Sudden, Bigger is Better

     April 4, 2000: “MGM Grand Inc. is rolling out an image-makeover campaign intended to give its 5,000-room flagship hotel/casino a little more gloss. Gone will be the pitches for bargain room rates, previously touted as ‘Grand Value Days’ with rooms for $49.95. Instead, the launch focuses on honing a racy, fun-filled “City of Entertainment” image embracing--rather than trying to ignore--the fact that the place is tremendously large.” Source: The Wall Street Journal

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